hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nice shoe laces

[–] CrayonMaster@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I stole them from the president

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

You nailed it

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

You messed up by having your phone on dark mode

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Facebook

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Www facebook .com

Google

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Https:/ /microsoft.support .com/help

George.farmguy@ hotmemes .com

Qwerty1962

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

alexa order corn no don't do that cancel oh for crying out loud it's typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

Deae Caleb,

I hope you had fun at your birthday party. Have you received my card yet?

Best wishes,

Grandma

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now this is shitposting!

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I hate it so much

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yipeee!

[–] Staden_@pawb.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"who is this boy? Is he a friend of yours?"

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

1000008191

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

porn.com

bobs.com

vegine.com

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 month ago

hunter2

wow it works

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

Hey, I just started using the Internet guys, what's good? I've heard there's millions of cool sites you can check out, but most of them are just, like, junk? It's weird, they're pages that just have links to other sites, which themselves are full of links to other sites. Where's all the user content?

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C:\downloads\not-porn\hahagif.exe

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why can't I open this website

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

i usually ask my nephew when that happens

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

YouTube

[–] treble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

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[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Cartoojnetwork.com samurai jack games

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can buy stuff on the Internet, right? Is this a good place?

https://www.arngren.net/

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I logged in but my mom needs to use the phone. Can someone help me get off these geocites?

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Aah, the 2010s

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

mac and chrome + safari, seems about right

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

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