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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The best way to handle this is to have one person handle the splitting, and the other person gets to pick which one they want. Then the person splitting things tries their best to make them as even as possible.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 2 months ago

yep. u split I pick. then the argument is over who splits :)

[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Same thing we used to do with drugs.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

this is also how we would divide pills & bags when i was using

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tried that when my brother and I were kids. We'd end up arguing about whose turn it was to do the splitting 😄

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

"One breaks, one takes"

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

and what, i hear you say, does one do if there are three siblings?

numberphile has gotchu, fam.

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yep. That's the best solution!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

Sibling stuff is a fun intersection of I would give you a vital organ at risk of my own life and there will always be a risk I might pee on your face if I think it would be funny enough

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This image is actually showing a complete lack of trust.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

right. so "trust level".