I may have 0 opportunities to meet people and a body and face that very few people would be interested in... But it's ok, because I'm far too insecure, depressed, and full of self hatred to have anything approaching a healthy relationship! So really, it's for the best.

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'd be fine with just some cuddles and a movie, but this also works

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

That's what happens after the apartment clearing is done.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I swear to god why are indie coffee brands so fucking edgy. Every coffee aisle has like 12 of these " murder kill die rats ass mega death disease bringer shit fucker" coffee brands.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Become it appeals to insecure dudes trying to act tough.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

The specialty roasters around here post about coffee pretty much exclusively. Happy this forced corporate funny/meme culture hasn't spread to them.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bootlicker posting.

https://stockingmillcoffee.com/blogs/news/the-bean-team

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not licking anyone's boots with my stolen meme.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

Intention is separate from effect.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The NYT really has lost the plot. What a bottom bin rag

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Ahyes this is totally real

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Some info on this

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 2 months ago

Worse comes to worst, at least you're contributing to your community. Plus, you can talk to your squadmates about mounts and pressure pads.