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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Halt! Citizen.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That dong looks a lot like a goofy happy skellington

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a boner.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I'll take your word for it Mr Bone

[–] don@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago

tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ObGyn eh?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

ObGym

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

So now you have to inspect penises. And?

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Uh, the doctor is telling me he's a wizard. Should I be worried?

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally, My Time to shine.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

No shine, only inspect.