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[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Conan O'Brien is a gamer though. He also had an appearance in the game "Death Stranding" and knows a lot of people from the industry well. There was even a bit in his show where people were laughing about that although it wasn't a joke: https://youtu.be/KlMpN26ts7s?si=BC152uAQNcg3a4N6

Still doesn't take away from this sentence being savage.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 24 points 10 months ago

He's definitely a clueless one.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Being featured in a game doesn't make you a 'gamer'. A gamer is a person who partakes in video games.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 72 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Conan is my absolute favorite when it comes talk show hosts. He comes across as authentic, no cringeworthy trend-chasing and forced laughter.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His stint on Hot Ones was fantastic, because he absolutely overcommitted and suffered intense consequences, but he did not fucking flinch during the whole affair. Found a weird angle - risked his health and comfort for it - casually described it later on his podcast. 'It was very convenient, because there was some steel that needed welding on Houston and 3rd, and I was able to pitch in the white-hot fires of my anus.'

Dr Arroyo was the icing on the cake.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Agreed. Though I dislike talk shows, but he's my favorite nonetheless.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EarJava@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Yes, its on YouTube: https://youtu.be/SFphlZ_BryA at 6:14 he says the thing

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago

Conan is one of the funniest humans alive right now, no joke.

And then you get popped into the action and your controller went to sleep p