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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who wants to live forever?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not me, but it would be fun to live 3 times.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm all for eternity with an opt-out choice. But forever without parole? That is hell.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I understand why people always say things like this. It's the not having a choice that ruins eternity. Fortunately it seems that such a fate is physically impossible in this reality. Even if you were made of the most durable possible material, you would still fundamentally be composed of baryonic matter, which means if you fell into a star, collided with a celestial object at relativistic speed, or fell into a black hole, you would surely die. There is always a way out for an enterprising immortal, and afterwards sweet nothing.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

"Christianity again? After cowboys? You went all the way back around? Oh, god, why can't I die? This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!"

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 28 points 1 month ago

Been looking for this for a minute. Thanks.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What happened to his kid? That is terrifying.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on if he went back in time or jumped to a different parallel universe.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Seems like it would be going back in time since Mario isn't old in the last panels.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe his consciousness was transported to a new version of himself in that other universe. Like quantum immortality theory

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

Always has never been.

[–] jkozaka@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

~~Moira~~ Mario X

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

The original has text but this is better.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

This is why Mario eventually turned into a cyborg and tried to wipe out the Mushroom Kingdom.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Bah bum bah budahda budahda buhhhhh.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

One for Peach, one for Bowser, and one for the shroom

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

It’s-a Nietzsche’s eternal return

[–] insight06@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Didn't the ending have the text, "What the fuck"?