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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Reminds me of a certain Germo-Turkish Superhero

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Döner-Mann
nimm mich an die Hand
führe mich in das Land
das du verstanden kann

Döner-Mann
die Reise zum die Ecke des Globus
ist eine echte Trip (Trip (Trip (Trip)))

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Döner mann made me laugh out loud, and now everyone in the bus is looking at me. Help...

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'd eat his meat

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where does the kebab go after he eats if he's got no stomach anymore?

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

That's where the biomass for more kebab comes from.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 42 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Is he putting KETCHUP on his Kebab?!

The bottles are red but you can put whatever sauce you want in them

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago

truly enlightened, he has shed his arbitrary values on what food combinations are acceptable.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's harissa?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.

I’m only saying this because it needs to change.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Such heresy...

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 points 1 month ago

maybe a sauce with red chilis?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

In England that would be chilli sauce most likely.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tomato sauce, chilli sauce are acceptable toppings, obv one is more authentic than the other

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

could also be something like a curry ketchup, those are popular in a lot of places since they became super popular in Germany.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t put za ketchup on za shawarma

https://youtube.com/watch/cXgHUAaBfWY

[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only upgrade worth considering. Afterall he's never tired and never sleeps.

[–] Ibuthyr@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

And he's in the shop before the boss is.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

when you just gotta have a gyro

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

i'll take him. döner kebab on the go.

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Is that a bogdanoff twin lol

 KEBABTECH ::
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Shawarma Kraang!

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

What else should they want?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Like and anime Krang