FYI he already has 2 children. not sure if they should be called children since they are likely past retirement age. but he has offsprung.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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Are they the same species though? I haven't heard his children narrate anything, so I cannot confirm.
his son Robert is a senior lecturer in biological anthropology.
And his brother opened a park for dinosaurs.
Till now no dinosaurs have visited though.
Where does he gets any visitors?
I knew they were hiding it from us. Jurassic Park was a true crime story all along.
You mean the Jurassic Park could provide some visitors?
Yeah, i bet they are bored sitting in cages looking at trees all day.
That was just a front to distract us from the fact that he keeps elves in indentured servitude in his North Pole sweatshops.
That's pretty close. Maybe a subspecies.
but he has offsprung.
Excellent noun verbing! Bravo!
offsprung
I am using this verb from now on
He's 98 years old.
I know I won't be ready, but at least I won't be alone.
It saddens me that nobody (probably in all of history), has witnessed as much destruction as him.
And he's STILL fighting.
I read this in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
bobcat goldthwait for me
You are a true connoisseur.
David getting mad in the last panel isn't lore accurate
Damn, is the fauna roasting Sir Attenborough?
The animal kingdom doesn't acknowledge the monarchy.