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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

FYI he already has 2 children. not sure if they should be called children since they are likely past retirement age. but he has offsprung.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they the same species though? I haven't heard his children narrate anything, so I cannot confirm.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

his son Robert is a senior lecturer in biological anthropology.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And his brother opened a park for dinosaurs.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Till now no dinosaurs have visited though.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where does he gets any visitors?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew they were hiding it from us. Jurassic Park was a true crime story all along.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean the Jurassic Park could provide some visitors?

Yeah, i bet they are bored sitting in cages looking at trees all day.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That was just a front to distract us from the fact that he keeps elves in indentured servitude in his North Pole sweatshops.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

That's pretty close. Maybe a subspecies.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

but he has offsprung.

Excellent noun verbing! Bravo!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

offsprung

I am using this verb from now on