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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Well now I'm being repressed

[–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Which artist’s impression of her is the closest?
lady.lake.vision (some NSFW)

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"82% of quotes are completely made up" --Mike Tyson

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla." -Narrator

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lorez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think the risk-reward really works out there, a 23-in-24 chance of dying just for the chance to spend your life attending endless boring ceremonies?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, it also comes with an incredible amount of drip

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Yes Mr. Peacekeeper, that one over here.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depending on your definition of "hunger games", you might consider it's already happening with "austerity" alone killing off hundreds of thousands of poor and disabled people, so she did get to watch us dying en masse from her golden throne..

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They began when Liz Truss absolutely fucked the economy.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So Liz Games or Truss Games?

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Liz, cos there was 2 of them

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Somehow, Queen Elizabeth returned.