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Evolution of C (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 170 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I've been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know right‽ feels like when I learnt about the FedEx arrow for the first time

[–] chevy9294@monero.town 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What FedEx arrow?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 83 points 3 months ago (4 children)

between E and x

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit that's crazy

[–] dan@upvote.au 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

There's a lot of logos with hidden stuff like that.

Amazon's logo has an arrow going from A to Z, implying they sell everything "from A to Z"

The Tostitos logo has two people holding chips (the Ts) and a bowl of salsa (the dot on the I):

Toyota's logo has every letter of the company name in it:

The LG logo has the letters L and G in it:

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I hate it so much, but the Baskin Robbins BR has the number 31 in it

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[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It always pissed me off that they use this as an example of white space use. No one sees it.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Logo designers do.

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Because a prof showed them on the first class. But in any case, if logo designers are the only ones to notice, the logo fails its purpose.

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Took me like a minute to find it

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's also a spoon to symbolise that the couriers were fed soup.

[–] iLove@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Holy shit that's crazy

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

[–] fermuch@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Yes, and that is on purpose! It was always meant to be a joke on C++ :)

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

TIL.

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[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 87 points 3 months ago (3 children)

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Change is hard.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Issue is, Rust is not a drop-in replacement for C. The memory safety features are just one part, and since Rust is also a "weakly" functional language, thus its prefered to write such code with it.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Anything that is drop-in replacement for C (or C++ for that matter) is going to be awful because of the same compatibility burden, imo

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Skeleton on bank with caption "waiting for hello world to compile 0x0a (cargo needs 69420 dependencies which need to be compiled on the fly, because fuck you, that's why"

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (6 children)

TessaraCt

[–] lily33@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago

TesseraC+

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 8 points 3 months ago

C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:

"Years of [compilation error] messages"
"People disn't build this Tesseract"; "Not yet... But one day. Not you and me but people, people who've evolved beyond the four dimensions we know"
"You've got to leave something behind"

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Where C♭

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

C
C plus plus
C plus plus plus plus
C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's also D. You could just upgrade to D.

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago

It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.

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[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

theres also c+

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

C₊𝅄⨧⁺ᐩ is used for building firmware for hyperdimensional singularity processors.

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How did you insert those unicodes????

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Go here and Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V

I especially like ⨹

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[–] elrik@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

This isn't the evolution of C at all. It's all just one language and you're simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 17 points 3 months ago

C(ubed) logo from meme

Nix

I'm starting to have my suspicions

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

always wanted to C in the 4th dimension

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I'm not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"works on my machine."

[–] palordrolap@kbin.run 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Just a heads up that we'll be shipping your machine to the client, since it's the only machine on Earth known to support the software. You're getting the spare machine out of the basement. Super fast Cyrix processor. Looks like it boots to Windows 11 release 3, but they've written it 3.11 for some reason."

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool

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[–] aisteru@lemmy.aisteru.ch 7 points 3 months ago

I really like the theory that the Carbon language is that 3-dimension one—a carbon lattice

[–] MoonMoon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

C plus

C plus plus

C sharp

C sharp sharp

C through time and space

Edit: formatting

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

+esseraC+

🤔

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

The last one needs the prongs sticking out to make it a hyperhashtag.

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