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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why yes, Batman The Animated Series might have contributed to my sexual development, why do you ask?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Vroom! Vroom!

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh dear

Wait what the fuck leg do I have to stand on I'm a furry

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Disney's Anthropomorphic Sexual Awakening: The Animated Motion Picture

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Where does one meet clowngirls? Its not like there's hot clown girls looking to meet in my area.

[–] Reiner409@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only hot milfs in your area as well?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, sadly not that either.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That’s because you are the hot milf πŸ‘οΈπŸ«¦πŸ‘οΈ

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Have you tried the circus? πŸŽͺ

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

ICP concerts.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

All girls are clowns 😎

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I believe with enough hard work and dedication, we may one day fuck the horrors.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That cthussy got me actin up

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

a dream cum tru

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

They usually fuck you instead and I would not have it any other way.

I'm doing my part!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I wonder why are female clowns so different from male clowns in this regard.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

I think it is because they are a female, and thus sexualization takes hold

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you gonna post a link to the clussy sublemmy or what?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

OP is leaving us hanging.

[–] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

This speaks to my soul.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago
[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I cannot believe I have not considered the clown girls.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I will not stand for this bobophobia.

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There better be a whoopie cushion on it πŸ₯΅πŸ˜ˆ

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

πŸ₯΅πŸ€‘

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

Ah, Loonette my love...

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Well at least it's not a furry, I still kind of want to set it on fire. Just precautionarily though - you just can't trust which clown is going to be a murderer monster and which one is just a weirdo.