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If you could be the best at something but nobody could know, what would it be? (lemmy.world)

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[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Helping others to do their best, especially when it's something they are truly passionate about.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if the thing they're passionate about is doing evil murders?

Hear that everybody? This guys an accessory to murder!

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Username checks out

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If any comment from this section was going to get me the "username checks out" I thought it would be the one I made for "Cheesy McSneezer, and the Cheesy McSneezer 7"

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

Doesn't mean he has to help. Just good at it when he chooses it

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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Generating world peace.

The world would become a better place, and no one would be able to trace it back to me. I get to live in a warless world and still have my privacy.

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[–] nycki@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cracking DRM. Win-win.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Judging from some of the prolific ones out there, cracking DRM requires you to also be absolutely batshit insane.

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[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like you could game this… my superpower would be making a hit album in a day. I’ll just tell them it took several weeks. Replace album with day trading, writing a comedy set, movie, engineering designs, theoretical physics…

[–] a_new_sad_me@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Game this is easy: I will be the best at commiting crimes without getting caught. In your face Moriarty

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I was going to say "robbing banks" but I prefer the generality in your answer.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

CRANKIN' MY HOG AROOOO!!!!!

[–] foggenbooty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love that THE_PACK memes are leaking into Lemmy. WE MADE IT BOIS!!!

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

THAT'S CUZ THE PACK NEVER LEAVES A BROTHER BEHIND AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

computer programmer

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Time to contribute great code to tons of open source projects, completely anonymously of course.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

exactly

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Theft.

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago

Nobody's claimed stock investing yet, I'll take that one.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Making people laugh. They'll keep thinking there's someone funnier but they'll be wrong.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Can it be murder? I'd fix the world with violence if I could get away with it.

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[–] Reverendender@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Embezzling money

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being a spy. Did I crack the code??

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not really. Spies need a handler. If no one can know then you can't tell anyone the secrets so you're a terrible spy.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Schrodingers spy.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can't know I'm the best, can still think I'm a half decent spy yknow

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Being famous, in order to create a paradox.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't create a paradox. It just creates the same situation I've been thinking about for 30 years.

If I had any musical talant, I would be "Cheesy McSneezer" and my band would be "Cheesy McSneezer and the Cheesy McSneezer 7". It's a death metal jazz lounge band. They create all original music, but nobody knows who Cheesy McSneezer is. You hear him on all the albums, but every time you go to the concerts, the band tells you "Sorry guys, I know you came out for a great show, but Cheesy McSneezer couldn't be here tonight. So instead, please welcome our one night only temporary lead vocals......(Insert any random well known musician here)"

And every show, the reason why Cheesy couldn't make it changes, and is always completely absurd. And every album cover is like 100,000 people all coming together for a photo shoot. Somewhere in the photo, Cheesy McSneezer is always on the album art......but it's never aparent which one he is. And the photos are taken from so far away that you really don't have any up close visuals to cross reference the other photos with.

So every concert, is technically a famous musician doing cover songs for a guy that nobody knows who he is, but also everybody knows who he is.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you haven't seen the movie Frank (2014) I'd recommend it

Based on a true story, unbelievably

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Best masturbator

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Give me something like physics. I'm just damn curious about how clouds form, or how ants can't be the size of elephants. Back when I took physics courses I felt like I had a better fundamental understanding of the world.

Nowadays I'm busy going in another direction, but a cozy Wikipedia article is always fun to read from time to time.

[–] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Keeping secrets

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Picking lottery numbers

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Making money.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 9 points 4 months ago

Future’s market.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Vigilante murder.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Innovating new outside-the-box stuff, procedures, code, whatever. A robust public domain would happily be my legacy.

No small amount of art too.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Writer. Publish under a pseudonym. ;)

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Potatoes. I would be the best at potatoes.

[–] Asudox@ani.social 7 points 4 months ago

Making money

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

Being unnoticeable

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Sleeping.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 4 months ago

making money. a win win really.

[–] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Inciting the revolution.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Alone time 😉

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Life. Nobody would ever figure it out. They might think/say "he's got the best life", but who would think "he's the best at life".

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