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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 165 points 1 year ago (5 children)

FYI for non-Canadians - Alberta is often referred to as the Texas of Canada.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, 'Democrats' in this case is referring to the Alberta branch of the New Democratic Party.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which by national standards is the most conservative NDP in the country.

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this person spittin facts.. alberta is the 53rd state

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

And Canada's Utah. Former Mormon here and I met many Albertans in the church.

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lmao my town is in an uproar because there is no bussing for the high school, but my town literally voted to disincorporate (and won!) rather than pay a double-digit yearly increase on their taxes... to pay for bussing.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (4 children)

More and more it seems like people just don't want to help pay for services that are extremely helpful. Yet when those services are removed, they get all uppity about it. It's just like brexit. Stupidity on a massive scale.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it's extremely easy to convince people to make conservative decisions, but they have to actually be paying some level of conscious attention to get behind progressive ideas.

[–] notatoad@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

people really hate being warned about the consequences of their actions.

"you can do whatever you want, and we'll tell you it’ll be ok" will never not win votes.

[–] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes the cost of not funding the thing is higher than the costs of funding it

[–] rentar42@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Not just sometimes. That's the norm. It's why we decided to fund stuff with public money in the first place: it's cheaper than not doing it.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's the result of deliberate dumbing down of the voters. Can't have the plebs actually voting for their interests.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They don't want to pay for programs they don't benefit from and even those they only want to hamper enough that they get theirs but no one else does.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in red deer, yup, sounds about right.

My fellow Red Deerians are political illiterates. My one friend works in admin for schools here. Or at least, she used to, but she lost her job after the party she furiously badgered everyone to vote for got in and cut the funding at her school, targeting administrators. Which they ran on.

It was the most Red Deer thing I ever saw.

[–] ViewSonik@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like almost all red counties across America. Politically illiterate and full of bandwagon republicans who don’t understand they’re voting to hurt themselves and their livelihoods.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Alberta to a "T".

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I was voting for policies that would hurt other people, not me!!!

[–] PreviouslyAmused@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

That will never not be funny

[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP needs to change the title. We don't have a "Democratic Party" in Canada, or even in Alberta.

[–] loulis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Apologies my ignorance, I am not from Canada. What do you guys have?

[–] Kichae@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New Democrats. They still have the wrappers on them.

[–] loulis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] AnonymousDeity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NDP and Liberal parties, which are politically very similar to each other. Closest analogue to them is the US Democrat party but the Democrats in the US are more neolib than either Canadian leftist party - although Canadian politics tends to trail US politics by a few years, so they'll get there lol.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Canadian politics tends to trail US politics by a few years, so they'll get there lol.

We let Murika test the shit for 5 years then follow suit even though you can clearly see it don't work

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[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

"But I never thought the leopards would eat my face!!"

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck Round & Find Out, conservoclowns.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

It doesn't matter if they find out since they never learn anything.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, I mean, they had probably planned to get new AR-15s with that money. Now they have to waste it on their kids.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You know this is a story from Canada, right?

[–] Powerpoint@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Alberta is the arm pit USA wannabe in Canada so it tracks

[–] DarthBueller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What would the Canadian version be (no points if maple syrup or Tim Horton's is mentioned)? EDIT: the Canadian version of "they probably planned to get new AR-15s with that money"?

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait what lol

[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

blah blah leapords blah blah faces.

[–] iegod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds very Albertan.

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