We’re in the other timeline.
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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Guest 5127 wants to get off Mr. Multiverse 's Wild Ride
The darkest timeline
. . . so far
We're not there yet
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He'll die soon or late, that's literally the only prediction that can't possibly be wrong.
Well, if the next guy aims better then it'd be closed casket
Maybe we'll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.
Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as "either annual or perrenial".
If anything is gonna do him in, it'll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn't talk shit though, they'll probably kill me too one day)
Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the "hamburger from heaven" and I can never forget that phrase.
We all have to die eventually anyways and there's a lot worse ways to go.
Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of hot air and bullshit emanating from the target's mouth.
No, no... Let them cook
Keep these shitty AI posts from X off here.
The first prediction?
Simpsons fucked up. Trump's ears and neck should be pale too. The hair looks about 6 levels of too thick as well. Hands look good though.