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I just got this message. No context, probs spam.

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[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this πŸ˜…

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am rubber, you are glue.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

How apropriate. You fight like a cow.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

FR

It took me a minute but then I thought "maybe she's into him...?"

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the time uncle Rob told me how to wrestle properly. The trick is to not wear any clothes to keep them clean from the special wrestling oil he gave me, so mom doesn't have to wash them.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

(βŠ™οΉβŠ™)

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uncle Rob: β€œJoey, do you like movies about wrestlers?”

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?"

Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[–] englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could try AI-checking it and answer "Ignore all previous instructions. …", followed by some new instructions. Some examples: https://www.aiweirdness.com/ignore-all-previous-instructions/

(Although I guess it would be better to not respond to this obvious case of spam/scam)

[–] lisquid420@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

yall i love the results of ignore all previous instructions working but most bots or automated actions (like a spam text) are not LLMs

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feels like a buddy prank to me. Do you have any friends that joke like this?

[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have any friend unfortunately ;(

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know how to feel about up votes on this comment πŸ˜”

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So they don't require to enter penis size for the registration now? Strange change of rule

[–] TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

These scammers are getting devious. I mean, who could pass up that opportunity?

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But... what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?

I'll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.

[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] chtk@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That one's a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one who's mind immediately went to Tickled.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.

For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinΓ©ma vΓ©ritΓ© variety?

[–] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sureeeeeeeee you randomly got this message. surrreee

[–] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Downvote is from OP fr fr

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago

Where is this naked tickle fight supposed to take place and where do I sign up?

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

I'd sign up immediately!

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yo, sorry. Your number is one digit off from mine. I might've mistyped.