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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

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[–] Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make their birthday a magic number

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[–] Pandybear24@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Well, that would be nice...

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DEADB33F

[–] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪

[–] jarfil@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

face:b00c::1

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff

If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

bass boosted ACAB @lil_morgy

hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck

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[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Good human!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.

[–] ABotelho@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

[–] tofuwabohu@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and "siblings", didn't know it's that common.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

Instead, I distract them with the fact that I'm a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.

[–] bluebadoo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does that work? Asking for a friend

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A few ideas:

a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
LaTeX, for those into BDSM
a game engine for an interactive "card"

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 years ago

These are actually pretty sweet

LaTeX, for those into BDSM

Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~

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