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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

[–] neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 months ago

A changelog of this week's moves appears in B4

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago

Communist Invasion

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago

The knights all unionise and start a protest

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

That sounds delicious.

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

electrolytes

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 months ago
[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Zerg Invasion

[–] silva@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.

[–] grrk@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

The Doctor arrives on h2

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Construct more pylons

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MechaGrima@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Column E becomes flooded and is now only navigable by flying units

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

It's just a jump to the left...

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

One knight becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

I'm putting Teya in a face-down position

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Black Knight to G0 for the check

[–] xor@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

both kings enter a suicide pact and capture each other