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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mannn having a brand on your gravestone, though

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People put their religion on their gravestone. That's just corporate branding under another label.

[–] PhatInferno@midwest.social 21 points 4 months ago

Agreed, tho i feel like vw bus iconography leans more towards a hippy symbol than the actual Volkswagen brand

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In 10,000 years’ time, archaeologists will speculate on the religious significance of the VW cipher.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

In a similar vein:

"A silvery thing in another cabinet, like a three-pointed star inside a circle, was made of no substance she knew; it was softer than metal, scratched and gouged, yet even older than any of the ancient bones. From ten paces she could sense pride and vanity."

From the Wheel of Time.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I love this book! More people should know about it. 😊

[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

Dance on my grave, why don't you?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

DDR is the German version of the acronym for German Democratic Republic (GDR).

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Hope this guy is still playing ddr in heaven

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No soul will never find peace resting there BUT it's the best grave ever outside of the Taj Mahal.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not too late to have one made!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I'll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Just a dumpster for me, thanks

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How did they die?

Car accident.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

Nah.

Weed accident. Hotboxed to death.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Did they die together?
This seems like a difficult tombstone to update later.

Or is it the same person but young/old?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because, in general, the carvers don't accept a dead person's Mastercard.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

make the tombstone the sofa.... problem solved

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔