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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 171 points 2 months ago (6 children)

He was cancelled, and was out of the industry for years.

He then kissed the ring, did the mea culpa, and got lucky making a pacifist WW2 movie. If that film tanked, or he didn't kiss all of the asses, he'd still be out of business.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 137 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The reality is that being "cancelled" isn't a huge deal when you're already one of the economic elite. He didn't even do a mea culpa, he just came back to the party and shrugged.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even the economic elite, just A list of some description.

Once your a big name you might have to take less money but someone somewhere will think you are a value proposition eventually.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Makes me think of Tár where the conductor

spoilerends up conducting a video game music symphony overseas at the end

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 151 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's almost like "cancel culture" isn't really how the world works

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 21 points 2 months ago

He lost half of this net worth before coming back, I think it did work until the industry let him back in and people forgot (or till the republicans picked anti-woke actors to support in Hollywood).

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

LORD HE IS SPEAKING BLASPHEMY IN THE TEMPLE

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do they have so much energy? Man filed for divorce at 93 years old

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And viagra.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what to believe anymore, now the Jews did 911? Wasn't it Bush?

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Mel Gibson is just a plantation owner's greatgrandson from Westchester?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because how cancelled you get is inversely related to how much money you’re worth (and make other people.)

Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, he's cancelled. His career crashed, and burned. Hard.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man I wish something I did had 10 award nominations and people still said my career crashed and burned.

[–] III@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey, the production company who made that movie paid good money for those awards. The rich aren't going to let something like on of their fellow rich guys being exposed as a racist stop them from getting the independent, merit based awards they paid for.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago

Anon learns about Hollywood

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's because Danny Glover and him saved us from some real bad dudes back in the day.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Now he's too old for this shit

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

He got temp banned, not perma-banned, because bad words and opinions can change, apologies can be made. It's fixable.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whether or not he was temp-cancelled or perma-cancelled, Apocalypto is a fucking masterpiece

[–] Leg@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Apocalypto is my biggest case for using death of the author to enjoy creative works. I don't like the guy, but that movie is a must-watch.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the "most antisemitic film" they're referring to?

[–] sum_yung_gai@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Probably "Passion of the Christ". It was really hard to watch, didn't make it to the end.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I still remember part of a review I saw when this was new. It said:

Jesus suffered for our sins. Now its your turn.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That's actually a pretty metal tagline.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Hard to watch? Other than the obvious brutality of the crucifixion, I remember that movie as being a middle of the road flick. The Aramaic dialogue was pretty cool though.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, haven't seen it. I was teenager when it came out, my fundamentalist parents were praising it but didn't allow me to watch it because of the 18+ rating in Finland. Never bothered to watch it later in life

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I vaguely remember a scene where Jesus invented the dining table. I must not have been paying attention and just imagined such a scene.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The whip biting into the skin on his ribs, then ripping out chunks. That was pretty intense for kids to watch.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The church I was forced to go to as a child did a whole youth group and parents trip to the movies to see it. Thought it was pretty interesting the stuff I wasn’t allowed to watch, but that torture porn feature was a-OK for the kiddies.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I was Catholic at the time of its release. My church was literally giving away tickets so people could see it. I swear the Catholic Church is 1 giant circlejerk of virtue signaling trying to see who can suffer the most.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My parents forced me to watch it I think right before I entered my teens, in theatre.

They had not even noticed that after the flogging scene, I started crying, vomiting and having a panic attack and walked out of the theatre, just sat outside the theatre, sobbing after being completely fucking traumatized after a Christian childhood up to that point not being allowed to curse, show any kind of disrespect to anyone, having been utterly kept from anything anywhere near that viscerally violent.

Again, they didn't even realize I was gone until the movie was over.

Can you guess that I don't talk to my parents any more, they probably think I am dead, and I hope they do actually believe I am dead?

[–] tuoret@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

I mean it's a shit movie but it's not exactly Jud Süss

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

His only supporters are fellow racists.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 14 points 2 months ago

There’s no greater mismatch of internal and external beauty in my mind than Braveheart-era Mel Gibson. I’m straight up ashamed of how handsome I find him. The hatred did not age him well, however, which is a relief.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Somehow, we were allowed to watch this movie in 8th grade (2008).

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you meant that you watched Hacksaw Ridge in class.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't he basically not even allowed to say anything that even rhymes with Mad Max?

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ahhh ... Clever lawyers. Put in a clause to prevent an Aussie from using rhyming slang.

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[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

He was inoculated before the wave of cancelations hit. Like chicken pox.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Wasn't this a time when Jews were downplaying how much influence they have in Hollywood elsewhere because of Weinstein and such?

Seems to come and go in waves. Seems to be picking back up with the Gaza invasion.

Where's that news article from some Jewish guy from while back saying "people say we own Hollywood. Of course we do". Or some shit like that.

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