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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Literally one of the first things I noticed about NCD back on The Old Place was that it was incredibly LGBT friendly. It was one of the reasons I felt comfortable enough to stick around. I'm not LGBT, but there's always a sense of dread with certain interests lending themselves to... unpleasant views. Knowing NCD was super LGBT friendly was like, yes, good, these are my people, pure shitposters

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why wouldn't we welcome Large Gay BattleTanks?

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago

Idk sounds kinda gay

Which is 500% fine by me

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

There's a perfect term for that: Crybully.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 4 months ago

How in the hell would anyone think this community is transphobic? I never see any trans related stuff here at all, let alone phobic stuff

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Call me a transphobe if you like, and spare me the woke arguments, but an M113 can never be a biplane! It's just not natural.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Unfortunately I doubt that the ones who consider this community transphobic knows about the "genius" og Mike Sparks.

There, hopefully anyone reading your comment might take the hint that there's usually a lot of background context.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Me: A white straight dude married with a kid. Mod of NonCredibleDefense.

Also Me: Member of R196 and takes inclusion seriously. Fuck JK Rowling!

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Cis straight middle aged dude with four kids here.

But I acknowledge that planes come in all genders, and so do those of us who want to fuck them.

I don't care how many penises you have, had, or want. NCD likes you anyway, and so do I.

Except Jason. Fuck you, Jason.

EDIT: Downvoted by Jason.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

married with a kid

Took me way too long to understand what you meant by this

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 months ago

I, for one, fully support any Mark V that wishes to transition to male, female or hermaphrodite, just the same as I support any adult human to do the same.

Sometimes you gotta make changes to fit your mission profile, and a person feeling comfortable in their own body is obviously mission critical.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Nice rocket bro

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Some crybaby didn't understand satire, and interpreted a post as "Identify as an attack helicopter, but with extra steps."

I don't remember the original post, but it was referencing aerosexuals, and in case you're new here: "planefucker" is a term of endearment.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I’ve seen enough anthropomorphic jets to know what’s up. Thanks for the context

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Seems like they either deleted their account or something squirrelly is going on since I can't pull them up.