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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 246 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ah, good idea putting the fire in the tent, that way the fire will stay warm

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, that's fine. It's the πŸ‘ thumb! Look at it! It's freakishly small but not ridiculously small.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or the single Wolverine stick claw.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The hot air is also guaranteed to keep the tent up.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.

Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent's bottom to the ground.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 months ago

I always pack several tablets of dehydrated water with me so if I'm running out, I can just dissolve a couple to have something to drink or cook with

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 113 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Transcript of me examining this picture:

"Okay, face looks okay, jacket makes sense, let's look at the hands. Looks like four fingers on her left hand there, the right hand, thumb's a little screwy, is that a stick or is she part tarsier? Something's kind of screwy there. Boots look about right, there's even a pretty decent depth of field on the sho-THE FIRE IS IN THE TENT.

[–] beneeney@lemm.ee 42 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Man I didn't even notice the fire in the tent until I read your comment ...

[–] fadedmaster@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

I noticed the fire and I noticed the tent. I was too distracted by the hands to notice that the fire was in the tent... What has AI images done to me? Haha.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

It's like that test where you count the number of basketballs and miss the guy in the gorilla costume.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

A smart move would have been to put a real photo here and then troll all the comments about uncanny valley ...and by smart I mean evil.

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I will totally do that in future.

( btw. the hands are still messy ☝️)

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you miss the fire in the tent too?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I've seen enough posts on Instagram to not be surprised by idiots ruining a perfectly good tent just for a shot πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago (1 children)

LOL

I was like β€œOk where’s the catch? Too many fingers? 3 feet? Dang those pictures are good now, was OP just being serious?” And then I saw. Fucking hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh OP

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cheers mate, I needed to share the joy ^^

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[–] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's not that these images are perfect - it's that they're close enough.

The "problem" is that these images look amazing with a minimal touchup - something which would happen anyway to a real photo.

An extra hour to two fixing some AI artifacts (the ol' droop-eye and derp-hand) is a LOT cheaper than getting actual people out to an actual location and taking an actual photo.

EDIT: I just realised the tent is on fire 🀑

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

Honestly if you did those touch ups and said it was real I would still believe it, reminds me of that subreddit where they post weird Stockphotos. Like the lady soldering but she's holding the hot bit of the solder iron, or the hackerman with the faux mask. Serious stock photos can be hilarious sometimes.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The tells

Hands issues, thumb and metal claw

Face issue, studio lighting on face, right eye is not eyeing.

Body issues, left leg is a weird tiny leg

Boot laces lack credibility

Fire in a tent

AI is bad at the details.

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 39 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I've gotten so used to looking at the details that I didn't even notice the blatant fire-in-the-tent.

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I read AI and I am focused exclusively on the hands. So much that at first I didn't even see the fire...

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[–] Jallu@sopuli.xyz 39 points 4 months ago

AI in the tent:

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

I hate how obsessed AI has made me with hands and feet. cause that used to be how you noticed AI pics (still is, to a degree, but they are sadly getting better at not creating abomination limbs), they always fucked up the hands and feet.

and now I find my eyes immediately drawn to hands and feet of any picture, even in real life, cause this stupid bullshit has trained my eyes to scan for weird digital hallucinatory biology.

and I can not begin to express in human language how much I hate it now that i've noticed it

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[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

To be fair, I'm not sure this is an unrealistic scenario of your average instagram influencer going out camping.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shaggy1050@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"So that's what things would be like if I invented the finglonger..."

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[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Apparently Ai can't do average or ugly people.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

tricky but doable

prompt: lemmy.world average user,

this one could be my twin.

[–] notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Are those computers running windows? That's a very inaccurate AI.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So... I'm safe from deep fake?

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck I was totally convinced until I saw her shoe laces

[–] wololo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

what about the metal rod extending from her right hand?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 31 points 4 months ago

That's a genetic condition, racist

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Nah that's normal, obviously

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Just a shitty version of Wolverine

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[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fire IN the tent is hilarious

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Best to keep the fire contained so you dont burn nature.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This reminds me of camping in my youth with my alcoholic uncle.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

That's a cozy fire for sure.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 22 points 4 months ago (6 children)

It's funny how the generators arent getting better. They've plateaued pretty hard in terms of believability. Glance value? Convincing.

Under any level of scrutiny though this falls apart in at least a dozen ways.

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[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent...but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At some point some artist is going to screw with all of us by taking a real photo with a campfire in a tent.

[–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Already happened. A real photo won in an ai art contest.

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[–] erp@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

her fingers are still funky but not terrible!

[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Wolverine somehow ended up in the model data and there you have it.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is this the female Wolverine?

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Plus side is generating them is increasing global warming

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