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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

4th sign fell down. It probably said

ROOM

TODAY

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Carpet for your only whole $99 room only

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.

[–] JaymesRS 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t that just a merkin?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Nah, a Merkin is for the front.

This is a behymen

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

thank you.

I was going mad

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$"

Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

accidentally

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Though you’d never ask.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

checks holes

[–] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Missing the word "room" or "house"

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What could it be? Such an enigma.

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nope it has an extra 'w'

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Carpet your hole!

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No safety smoking first

[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Carpet for your only whole $99.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Merkin.

Haven't priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?

My fellow merkins?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

$99 for your only carpet ~~w~~hole

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Carpet your for only $0.99 whole

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My guess would be "YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$"

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying "YES".