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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'm just gonna say it: Potato salad is NOT THAT BAD!

If it's made by your grandma and with the right ingredients, anyway.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where is all this hate for potato salad coming from???

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The United States. Apparently it's a very niche thing over there 🤷

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

The weird thing is that it's super commonplace over here, so lots of people do enjoy it. There are a lot of different kinds of potato salad and I'm betting the mega-Karen in the OP is referring to the kind that is pretty much just potatoes in mayo (which, for the record, is disgusting).

Maybe I'm lucky because I live near Pennsylvania Dutch country, but there's an abundance of good potato salad here.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Apparently it’s a very niche thing over there

not at all, it's a summertime staple in many places. Unfortunately it's also fucking gross, right up there with coleslaw - you took something good, like a tater or some lettuce AND FUCKED IT ALL UP and left it wet and nasty.

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[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Potato salad is fucking amazing and I will die on this hill

I'll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well... I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life's choices.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In the best case, a German grandma

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 4 months ago
[–] Bye@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What’s wrong with potato salad?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that image uploaded correctly. It's just blank below your comment.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They said that cause it's John Cena....

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🤦‍♂️

Baader-Meihoff fuckin' with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

It's cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.

[–] Papergeist@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I can't see... what?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The Real Tater Salad

Heck the cops even have that as an alias.

[–] Tai@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Why is her face too small for her face?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Inbreeding?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

better than the other way around.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*Americans who eat potato salad.

In Scandinavia and Germany, it's popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens..

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Kartoffelsalat Moment

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was going to type something mean about her but I'm afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that's one loud ass egg.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That's actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.

A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:

Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.

And that's still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (7 children)

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y'all shouldn't be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family's potato salad.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 4 months ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

After you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Autokorrektur?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I'll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this

But yeah, I resemble the image XD

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

I don't understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can't stop laughing

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it's bad IT'S BAD!

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

She's the human version of Annoying Orange

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

After she saves Metrahcity

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I don't know... I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

damn, that ain't a forehead, that's a goddamn fivehead.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Real life anime character

[–] poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.

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