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[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Where's the femboy option?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 4 months ago
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

potentially any of them

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.

The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Amen.

Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

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[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Is this a kid Rock joke?

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.

So... um... yay me?

[–] Licksrocks@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I believe that is the bottom right

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's not necessarily a bad thing to be a juggalo, though. I'd say they're pretty similar to furries. Though, that's a guess since I'm not part of either group.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would hang out with a random juggalo over a random furry. There is a higher chance that the furry enjoys abusing animals, while juggalos typically only abuse their own brain cells.

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Animal abusers aren't furries. Conflating them is unhealthy for both

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am aware that not all furries are animal abusers. An uncomfortable amount of them are, unfortunately. Some of the most prominent furry 'celebrities' have been outed as zoophiles and predators, and they still have had a fanbase and are allowed to attend cons afterwards.

That being said, I am just making a dark joke. One of my good friends is a furry who calls out and protests zoophiles in the furrydom. Most furries are pretty wholesome. I just don't think we should hide the fact that a part of that community were drawn to it because they are sexually attracted to animals.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If you don't feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you're gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you've made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.

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[–] xangadix@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life

[–] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (6 children)

What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?

[–] beccaboben@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I'm not able to link atm, sorry!

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

They worship magnets.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

I don't know. But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Homies" explains it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q

I dunno though, I just listen to the music.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My cousin is a full fledged juggalo. I don’t personally get it. I’m antisocial anyway, but the lifestyle is just bizarre to me. It isn’t for me I guess, but I’m for people being happy and doing what they love no matter what it. I don’t need to get it.

He loves the lifestyle. That man has travelled all across the country couch surfing with complete strangers. It seems to me that almost any juggalo will invite another juggalo into his home like they are a huge extended family.

He’s had some wild life experiences that I could only dream of.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

The top two

[–] aulin@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Can't I be both nerd and juggalo?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

No, pick one

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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

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[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago

I believe you have my stapler.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 8 points 4 months ago

I'm the top left :)

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

None of these people are playing board games.

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