this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
416 points (100.0% liked)

196

18000 readers
727 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm stealing that for my colleagues' parcels at work

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why would uou steal giant dildos?

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

custom ones especially... They not fit for ya ass

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Custom: kitchen and bedroom attachments

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Because it's used? (unless thats your thing....and if it is....we'll....there you go)

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That's a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I'd take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

How giant? Asking for myself.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Custom eh? Tell me more 😏

[–] TTimo@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Can't believe that domain isn't registered..

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!

I did something similar when my friend moved to another continent. I shipped her a care package (with some stuff she had left behind,) and every single side of the box had some sort of “there’s definitely no SEX TOYS inside of this box” label on it.

When I took it to the post office, the worker laughed and even made sure to avoid covering any of them with the shipping label.

[–] agegamon@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm, for some reason the first thing I thought of was "www.customgiantdildos would sound better than www.giantcustomdildos because of how the words flow."