I'm stealing that for my colleagues' parcels at work
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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Why would uou steal giant dildos?
custom ones especially... They not fit for ya ass
Custom: kitchen and bedroom attachments
Why wouldn't I!
Because it's used? (unless thats your thing....and if it is....we'll....there you go)
That's a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I'd take a hard pass on that idea, my human.
How giant? Asking for myself.
Custom eh? Tell me more 😏
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Can't believe that domain isn't registered..
Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.
A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!
I did something similar when my friend moved to another continent. I shipped her a care package (with some stuff she had left behind,) and every single side of the box had some sort of “there’s definitely no SEX TOYS inside of this box” label on it.
When I took it to the post office, the worker laughed and even made sure to avoid covering any of them with the shipping label.
Hmmm, for some reason the first thing I thought of was "www.customgiantdildos would sound better than www.giantcustomdildos because of how the words flow."