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submitted 4 months ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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A swallow

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

An infertile bird.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I had always heard this one as:

If a stork brings babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring babies?

[–] NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That parrot's just resting

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