Sorry, I have no idea where this is from. It just made me laugh really hard.
Failure to Netflix and chill.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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What sort of shows are birds into when they go to their bird friend for a movie and the sex?
We have a 25yo male cockatiel, and he used to do this the female we had. Poor little guy had no clue how it was supposed to work, and after a moment she'd squawk angrily and bite him, then later she'd lay unfertilized eggs and he'd try to stomp them through the bottom of the cage.
Me too, buddy. Me too.
It's from the Bird Kama Sutra.
The Bird Kama Sutra needs to have more complete copulation.
Of course. But it was after a film.
I downloaded this same image off a Facebook group called science diagrams that look like shitpost to share it on lemmy but completely forgot about it. ~~I tried uploading it in the comment but it keeps erroring out for some reason.~~ nvm
Some dude in the comments shared a blurry image of this happening IRL and it's as funny as it looks in this diagram.
WILL YOU CROP A SS FFS
Thank you
"Babe what's taking you so long to....oh for fucks sake."
T-posing on her to assert dominance
Well, which film was it?
Battlefield Earth
Breakfast at Tiffany's
That's me haha fml
Rizz