this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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[–] Lacanoodle 62 points 5 months ago

I have definitely been personally victimised by honk

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Remember
Honk if you honk all you
If anything at me I will honk honk
If you get any closer u have to
Honk if you will if I honk myself want
Honk if you have ever been
Personally victimized by honk

Vibe

[–] macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

Now read it again as Eminiem

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago
[–] extant@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

The inner monologue of a goose.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago
[–] Mechanize@feddit.it 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Straight vibin’ honk

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck I need that neon tube check engine light sign

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Damn the title doesn't include rear view window as a use, gotta find a more appropriate one

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hm, might be time to replay Untitled Goose Game.

HONK HONK muthafucka!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah! Terrorize those poor honkin people!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

That car he H O N C C

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Of course it's a Pontiac Vibe

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago

Which is of course a Toyota Matrix

[–] squeakycat@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago
[–] rothaine@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago

Pontiac Vibe, good little car

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe they should have bought an o2 sensor instead of a neon check engine light

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago