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Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won't speak without a lawyer present.

Officer: You are the lawyer!

Man: Yes,so where is my present?

Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I knew I could never be a lawyer, because I would never pass a bar (without going in).

[–] Luckyfriend222@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Not a dad joke per say but:

What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a fast food restaurant called Arby's that serves those sandwiches.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed...

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna need more...

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Arby's rations

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.