odigo2020

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Police say fires set at ballot boxes in Oregon and Washington are connected; ‘suspect vehicle’ ID'd in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

Sneezing with cottage cheese in your mouth in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

Preppers in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ahh, the ol' Executive mandated happy ending.

This made me so angry, enjoy! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!

This made me so angry, enjoy! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

It's from an old ~~Penny Arcade,~~ Ctrl+Alt+Del, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.

Not Even Republican Voters Like Republican Health Care Ideas: Poll in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it's getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.

A Finnish Lapphund dinner in c/dogs@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abed? I think you mean brown Jamie Lee Curtis.

Trump confronted by ‘Central Park Five’ member in debate spin room that he had called to be executed in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (5 children)

There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.

Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You'll be given cushy jobs!

Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago (7 children)

It glides as softly as a cloud.

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Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview? (lemmy.zip)
 

He was addressed for success!

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My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent. (lemmy.zip)
 

"It's a tumeric."

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One time, on a first date... (lemmy.zip)
 

I mentioned that I was a writer.

She asked, "Nom de plume?"

I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

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I like my beverages to be up with the times. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

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A 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber. (lemmy.zip)
 

It's his retire-mint plan.

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Being a lawyer is hard. (lemmy.zip)
 

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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What is a biscuit's favorite kind of music? (lemmy.zip)
 

Jam bands!

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