this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

This is the future liberals want

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How does man get prangent?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 5 months ago

I wonder if he'll develop starch masks.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago
[–] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 5 months ago

I should be so lucky...

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 5 months ago
[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wh-where does it come out?!?

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 5 months ago

Thanks Urethra Franklin

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

His tiny ear!

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That looks like something I'd draw tbh

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

God Bless America

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or those her real hands, or is this AI? Lol.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Looks like real hands but not her hands

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

Real hands. That is why she always does "jazz hands".

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] s_s@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Varven@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

God I wish they were me

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugly couple. Who are they?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.