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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Those are some... Very interesting tools you have there. Big fan of the scissors that are actually just a copper pipe

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago

The hedge trimmer hammer is quite handy as well.

[–] federated_toast@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m a fan of the rock that slightly blurs into a talon, but I also can’t sleep on the hammer that looks like it has a particularly knobbly pair of pliers shoved up its bottom.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 months ago

Yo_dawg.jpeg

[–] revisable677@feddit.de 46 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Nobody else acknowledging that this is just AI generated? (just look at the tools and the images).

Anyway, I think generated content should be tagged as such...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What do you mean? Those tools look fine to me. Are you telling me you've never used a scissor-handled ram rod, plierpickaxe or a rock hammer vice?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

we're all pretending it's not, it's so obvious. welcome to shitposts, here's your complimentary dickbutt

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I didnt even think twice about it, wouldnt have realised

[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

honestly, felt like I was having a stroke looking at all the items on that desk

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

What you've never put a scissor handled blunt right up your ass before? (Look at the kid top middle in the background)

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

These are clearly just cow tools

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think dildo scissors handle is something I could use at my job to hit people with when they act like idiots

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don't need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Those photos are not proving anything tho

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did the video not play for you?

Be glad, 1 man 1 jar has nothing on this.

Edit: the is to this

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you think this is a photo?

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

That table probably smells very bad

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those larger rocks look problematic.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

The various blades look worrying.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Get your generative AI bullcrap out of here

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

That one jar is bringing some burried memories.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

"...in a row?"

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone has a rock(hard) fetish.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

By Bruno Powroznik science

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Did they test it?

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All these giant rocks and tools fit just fine, but he couldn't fit one little bottle of superglue.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

With or without the cap?