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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You should probably get those sores remedied.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, they are the only thing I have left from her.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Shouldn’t you check my allergies first?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Either you're cured or you're dead. Whatever happens, the burn will be gone.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Apparently if I have penicillin again there’s a fifty percent chance I’ll be completely fine.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago
[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is like those horrible choice “would you rather” questions. Eat the hot dog, or drink the alcohol.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

after 5 or 6 glasses that wiener be looking mighty fine

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Rip your inbox…

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

Alcohol, I think, in my choice

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

"Babe I packed your lunch"

[–] stoi@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Not the glizky

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] RenegadeTwister@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

I'm waving my ween in the whiskey?

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago