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We're Gonna Need Smaller Handcuffs (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh don't worry they make hand cuffs for toddlers

[–] red_rising@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone’s been to Texas

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

How else will they stop them from getting abortions?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly cops just use zip ties

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So do insurrectionists! What are the odds.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What are the hecking odds

Inb4 someone scribes down some rage lyrics

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good point, because he’ll probably slip through and escape justice

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you got the joke

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My point is just that the joke works on two levels

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Oh. I thought it was 100 percent intentional from seeing it initially. But maybe that's just me.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Yep. That's the joke.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago

“Baby Hands” McGee!

[–] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Spy Magazine rises from the dead to enact its revenge.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Nobody look! Nobody look!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

We got him, boys!

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why are his hands so small?

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because he has notoriously small hands

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! (and just like uncle Jack in IASIP - that's fun)

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

NOBOY LOOK!!! NOBOY LOOK!!! NOBOY LOOK!!! NOBOY LOOK!!! NOBOY LOOK!!!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

They can find it the smaller handcuffs next to the small violin.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cable tie em

[–] tearsintherain@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago

👏 👏 👏

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee -2 points 4 months ago

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/03/how-donald-trump-became-the-short-fingered-vulgarian

Many people are ignorant of the many contributions white people have made to American culture....

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee -3 points 4 months ago

This is why I would never vote for a midget