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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 93 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They're out because your didn't add AI to the mix

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

AI powered productivity enhancer that uses block-chain algorithms to link you to like-minded professionals with security, confidence and ease of accessibility as leading principles of operation.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations on being a billionaire.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Of course I am. I know how to use money as a resource, something that the 99% are incapable of understanding. It took my dad 75 years to raise 700 million dollars I inherited. I've been able to double it in less than 25 years, because of how smart I am.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Before you say you’re out, let me mention the people you’re dating are actually AI.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

But in reality they're underpaid and overeducated Vietnamese men. Don't worry, it's just while they actually develop their own LLM model or the unpaid intern finds out how to use chatgpt 3.5.

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do one with dragons for those of us from the UK.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 147 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)
[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And one with lions for us Germans!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

What do you mean "it looks like you just lazily pasted lions over the dragons over the sharks." ?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those are clearly sea lions.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

What did sea lions ever do to you? :P

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

wait, I'm confused now, can you bring the sharks back?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Those are some weird looking manticores

[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago

One of them should say "that's a no from me, dawg"

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You coulda just done nothing and said they’re under the water

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

No, they're clearly riding the dragons.

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lions for the German version (Höhle der Löwen) plzzz?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok, done. (It's in a reply to another commenter who requested it)

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Thank you. I'm happy now.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 43 points 5 months ago
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 5 months ago

I think you had them at crypto.

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Billy: "omg i came up with the same idea 4 years ago! I totally could have been rich!"

[–] ominouslemon@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Wait, this is the description of Anytype! Lol

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

God I hate that show