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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The US just releases a public statement that says they value their alliance with Mexico and have no intention of interfering with their politics or their military.

the ghost of Santa Anna starts dancing

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

„If Texas becomes independent from the US we consider any conflict between them and Mexico an internal matter of Mexico.“

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Texas is pretty well armed

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Probably not well trained. Though it'd probably be a toss up on whether they can take the Mexican army.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if we built a wall to keep out Texans

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Classic line from John Lennon's hit song 😂

A guy can dream.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Texas has Austin, Dallas, and oil. All three are things we'd like to keep; the first two are mainly dragged down by the rest of the state, and the rest of the US still needs the last, for now.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You forgot Houston, the blue spot that their politicians are trying to remove the vote from. Literally. It's horrendous.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

3rd/4th largest city in the country (constantly back and forth with Chicago) and Houston is always somehow forgotten 😢

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I was associated with Texas, I'd also rather be forgotten...

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sure, population of 30 million people, but let's just write them all off as forgotten. Or be a grown up and realize that Texas and the wider world are not black and white and more a variety of grey shades. There are bad people here, there are also good people here.

[–] philpo@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

Doesn't your voting system do that anyway?

[–] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

San Antonio is the best city in Texas. Puffy tacos, street tacos, crispy tacos, breakfast tacos, ...

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I'd vote for San Antonio as the new Capitol 🌮

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

remove the military bases and their gdp goes way down.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

And prisons

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

They would get invaded for their oil

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If Texas wants to leave, let them.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And then we can conquer them and turn them into a protectorate. We'll swap in PR or DC as the fiftieth state, so we don't need to update the flag.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Well its gonna be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Really dont think the us would have to. There would be such noise made of it, mexico would march up here just to shut them up

[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well the US would have to "Come and take [the cannon]" first as it's in a museum in Gonzales, Texas. It was too much trouble for a dinky little cannon then, it'll be too much trouble for a dinky little cannon in this hypothetical future.

Edit: upon further research the "Come and take it" cannon was not that little one in the museum, but a larger one. However that one was melted down and turned in to a church bell

[–] Mango@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

I vote this.