this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oi, do you hav'an intercourse loicense sir?

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So you gotta have a loicense for each sex act? Why not just a single sex loicense?

SSL Single Sex Loicense

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

oi! you got uh permet for that loicense m8??

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something about there being two wolves inside us

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I hope those wolves like nachos

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

If it's with that sexy beast in the background: Sign me up!

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

instance checks out

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

No it is with a human

And not even a particularly attractive one

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

How knotty of you!

Also, I agree with you

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago
[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

As an asexual (who really finds sex yucky): guess I'll die

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago

It doesn't specify what kind of sex it has to be or for how long. Have sex with your hand for 2 seconds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] AceCephalon@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Suppose I'll perish

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"On second thought, maybe Catholic preschool isn't right for little Kaidenn"

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Write 'when?' on the monitor.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Well if it's required then I'll take one for the team and whatnot.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago