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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We all know they want the big D, all these "hunting" are just for show.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this book cover.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 7 points 1 year ago

Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn't really work for a long term relationship...

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too have known unconventional love:

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His names bigfoot not bigdick

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?

They're sasquatch....

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Damn I didn’t know I’m Sasquatch

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I've noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.

And by woodsy stuff, I assume you do mean handling Sasquatch's massive stiffy

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn't have a big enough dick to be threatening.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you're already fucked regardless