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[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just over here waiting for my palms to turn hairy.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They say that happens, but I can't see anything.

[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No need. It just feels like Chewbacca has entered your room.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is widely believed that a man's ability to ejaculate was originally a defensive tactic. Prehistoric man would aim it at the predator's eyes and blind them with their "furiosity". Thanks to a lack of sex education, modern males frequently lose control and self-blindings are on a rise.

[–] Ohnobro@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When she needs those just to see it 😢

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How many people are obviously wankers?

How many times have you seen glasses like this?

You do the math ..

[–] Pirasp@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you say it might be the other way around?

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 5 points 4 months ago

It's possible that the warnings against any such activities came from individuals with an ulterior motive..

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

This was me manually soldering 0402's on my first KiCAD design.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 4 months ago

Does going blind come before or after hairy palms? 🤔

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Level ashtray

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I must have a genetic mutation that protects me then, I still have perfect vision

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Trial by fire. I like that. I hope you had a decent solder tip haha.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 4 months ago

I've never received any complaints about my tip