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Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.

Fake McDonalds? Not sure.

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[โ€“] rimu@piefed.social 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

And chodaboy!

[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

[โ€“] JSocial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?

[โ€“] mx_smith@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It was Confederated products. I loved that movie.

[โ€“] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] hoch@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid to tell you that there's already several sites completely dedicated to this...

...or so I've heard.

[โ€“] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Where did you find such disgusting things? Just asking so I know where not to go.

[โ€“] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a fertile ground for STDs.

[โ€“] d41@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While you're down there doc...

[โ€“] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Said no woman ever.

[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.

[โ€“] federalreverse@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're not wrong, and yet it's the name of a fairly popular porn series where actresses exchange a cab ride for sexual favors (that's the story idea at least).

It's popular enough that there is a significant number of people (vulgo, "creeps") who put Fake Taxi stickers all over their cars.

[โ€“] vortexal@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Fake Gamer

I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister's best friend about Fallout 3. He didn't know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.

[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Fake astronaut training, followed by fake flight to the moon.

SPace Cadets

YouTube playlist

[โ€“] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I found out on Friday my best friend doesn't believe we've sent people to the moon. To be clear, she seems to believe everything else, like sending rovers to Mars. ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

"The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics" would certainly be a fresh take

[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Read the Wiki page, the idea and execution is fantastic !

Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.

[โ€“] Lolman228@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

[โ€“] csudcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

[โ€“] skye@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Im quite sure something like that already exists

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fake elected official

You think they are in a position to bring about change for the people but actually haha they're just there to fuck you all

[โ€“] eatham@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] iamanurd@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Fake appendectomy Fake flight to Paris, seated in coach Fake moon landing

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Fake Tax Office

[โ€“] crowbar@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 1 points 10 months ago

Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon

[โ€“] Tramort@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Fake dentist