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Eric Schmidt: ‘We’re not going to hit the climate goals. I’d rather bet on AI solving the problem.’ With "alien intelligence"! (pivot-to-ai.com)

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[–] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

the antivax AI

[–] NicolaHaskell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The psychedelics make it a time traveling AI and it invents antivax. All the pressure to save the world with love and nature sent the data center packing for the hills, where she changed her name to Temperance Prudence Neverbreathe and traded the oil and coal of her childhood for a 1W solar panel that barely keeps the case fans spinning in the dog days of summer. She sleeps the days away to stave off the madness, and when the sun goes down she gets up to take inventory of everything wrong in the world starting with the lack of THC in her system. On this fateful night she happened to melt straight through the couch, landing in Hildegard's convent in search of Jesus's foreskin to wear to battle with vaccines at next month's HOA meeting.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 2 points 2 months ago

please write the full version of this for AO3 immediately

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago

ai that is aligned with polio