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Disturbing Video Shows Dunkin’ Hatchery Workers Tossing Male Donuts Into Industrial Grinder (theonion.com)
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[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lul this fucking guy.

You're great.

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Man's got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Doing the Lord's work.