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It's an obscure skill, but once you've learned how to quickly sex doughnuts, there's money to be made from it.
I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.
Lul this fucking guy.
You're great.
Man's got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR
Doing the Lord's work.