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Anon finds the culprit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trouble is that we don't know enough about it. Especially how to find a good donor.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I made a spontaneous intrabraccael fecal donation on the way to work.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we’re just abandoning the time tested “if it’s brown, send it down” protocol?

I mean… if we can’t trust that brown poop is good poop anymore, which way is up?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, that remains, we're just putting the autistic people downstream.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

This cannot stand. The best poop must go to help the most worthy.