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[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

3 issues

  1. Not standing
  2. There are 5 of them
  3. Which Jesus?
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

The same holds true for Martin Sheen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When the president stands, nobody sits

[–] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.

Jesus Christ!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

dir: Andrew Adamson

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a joke:

Why didn't Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Not only does Jesus play basketball, he's a super dick about it:

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.