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I wonder what "limited lifetime warranty" means.

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[โ€“] resin85@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Load virus on to banking system to embezzle fraction of cents on each financial operation.

[โ€“] KaTaRaNaGa@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If fucking Citibank has one goddamn floppy drive living in a building somewhere I will shove a Frisbee down my throat until I can't see it anymore.

Like in Superman 3?

[โ€“] Raverbunny@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Don't forget to make up a Da Vinci virus to sink ships and blame it on hackers in case shit hits the fan.