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How TCP and UDP packets come to the world (lemmy.one)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by speaker_hat@lemmy.one to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah, tcp still yeats the baby, it just verifies that it was caught unbruised, or at all. If it wasn't that's ok. Try again. Yeet the baby's little sister

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You got that baby? Great, I'll send the next 500 much faster, tell me when you drop one and I'll slow down again.