this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024

603 points (95.6% liked)

Funny

6823 readers

477 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

TheDude@sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

example@reddthat.com

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works

603

Safety 3rd (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

60 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're not my wife!

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe I am 👀

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.

/s

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

Fuck, she found me.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I am 👀

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good thing that's not an infant then!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, toddlers are people too!