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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Better rip the transmission out your truck before the gay gets to it.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The torque CONVERTER is coming for your kids!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 3 months ago

Drag races are corrupting our youth!